Funny Friday

This quote made me laugh, since my husband has been in the gun business for 25 years. I’m sharing it courtesy of Rhonda B. — she uses it as her signature line on her emails: Why do I own a gun? Because I can’t throw a rock 1200 feet per second 😉 Also, there’s a…

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Thanks to Joanne M for this joke 🙂 An old guy (not in the best of shape) was working out in the gym when he spotted a sweet young thing. He asked the trainer that was nearby, “What machine in here should I use, to impress that sweet young thing over there?” The trainer looked…

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This joke came to me from Tina R. — thanks Tina! 8) A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says, “I’m on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it’s today.” The bartender says,…

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A husband had just finished reading a new book “You Can Be The Man of Your House.” He stormed into the kitchen and announced to his wife, “From now on you need to know that I’m the man of the house and my word is the LAW. You will prepare me dinner tonight and when…

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A study conducted by UCLA’s Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of male face a woman finds attractive can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For instance, if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she…

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