Funny Friday

Charlie was fixing a door and found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent his wife Mary to Home Depot. At Home Depot, Mary saw a beautiful bathroom faucet while she was waiting for Walt, (the manager) to finish waiting on a customer. When Walt was finished, Mary asked…”How much for that faucet?”…

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This gut-buster is courtesy of my buddy Tiss…Enjoy! A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology when he turned to his wife and said. “Honey, I bet you can’t tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time.” She replied…… “You have the biggest dick of…

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My cousin, who is Catholic, sent this to the family loop, so I stole it 🙂 A train hits a bus billed with Catholic school girls and they all perish. They are in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates, when St. Peter asks the first girl, “Mary-Agnes, have you ever had any contact with…

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Believe it or not, my dad sent me this joke! Three cowboys were seated around the campfire out on the lonesome sagebrush prairie and with the pride for which these men were famous; it was a night of bravado, a night of tall tales… Tom, the hand from Wyoming says, ‘I must be the strongest,…

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***This joke is courtesy of my South Dakota homegirl Tiss…. The story of Ralph and Edna… Just because someone doesn’t love you the way you want them to, doesn’t mean they don’t love you with all they have. Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.  One day while they were walking past…

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