Funny Friday

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is sex after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no sex after life at all. After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first…

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A man bought a new Mercedes to celebrate his wife leaving him and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly…

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A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car. His father made a deal with his son: “You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, and get your hair cut….

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A hunter kills a deer and brings it home. He decides to clean and serve the venison for supper. He knows his kids are fussy eaters, and won’t eat it if they know what it is – so he does not tell them. His little boy keeps asking him, “What’s for supper?” “You’ll see,” his…

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Believe it or not, Mr. James sent this to me 🙂 A country wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With super-human strength, borne of fury, and cutting firewood, lifting sacks of feed, and bales of hay, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door,…

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