Two factory workers were talking. “I know how to get some time off from work,” the man said. “How do you think you will do that?” his coworker asked. He proceeded to show her…by climbing up to the rafters, and hanging upside down. The boss walked in, saw the worker hanging from the ceiling, and…
A man walks into a clock shop, whips out his knob and puts it on the counter. The girl behind the counter says, “Excuse me sir, this is a clock shop, not a cock shop.” To which the man replies, “That’s okay, just put two hands and a face on this then.”
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