Funny Friday

Thanks to the James Gang member who posted this to my group so I could steal borrow it 🙂 Two older ladies were having lunch together and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery. The first woman said, “I have to be honest with you – I’m getting a boob job.” The second replied, “That’s nothing….

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Thanks to Joanne M for this joke 🙂 A man was driving around the back woods of  Montana, and saw a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: “Talking Dog For Sale.” He knocked on the door; and the owner appeared, telling him the dog was in the backyard. The man walked into…

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After being married for 40 years, the man took a careful look at his wife one day and said, “Forty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl….

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A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, “What’s are these, Dad?” To which the man matter-of-factly replies, “Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex.” “Oh I see,” replied the boys pensively. “Yes, I’ve…

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A woman was sipping on a glass of wine while sitting on the patio with her husband. She says, “I love you so much. I don’t know how I could ever live without you.” Her husband asks, “Is that you or the wine talking?” She replies, “It’s me… talking to the wine.”

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