Funny Friday

A “cougar” and her young boyfriend are laying in bed watching an old western. The cougar says to her young stud, “I bet you breakfast in bed that the covered wagon hits a rock and the driver falls out dead.” “You’re on,” returned the boyfriend. They watch the western and sure enough the wagon hits…

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This joke came from my friend Kathy 🙂 In a restaurant, an elderly husband leans over and asks his wife, “Do you remember the first time we had sex together over sixty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.” “Yes,” the…

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A Texan is drinking in a New York bar when he gets a call on his cell phone.He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar announcing his wife has produced a Typical Texas baby boy weighing 25 pounds. Nobody can believe that any new…

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Since I’m blond, I feel entitled to tell a blond joke once in awhile 🙂 * A blond and her husband are laying in bed watching TV, an old western is on. The husband says to his wife, “I bet you breakfast in bed that the covered wagon hits a rock and the driver falls…

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The banker saw his old friend Tom, an eighty-year old rancher, in town. Tom had lost his wife a year or so before and rumor had it that he was marrying a “mail order” bride. Being a good friend, the banker asked Tom if the rumor was true. Tom assured him that it was. The…

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