Funny Friday

A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money. The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new makeup; buys several new…

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It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow choked trails looking for cattle that survived the winter. As one cowboy’s horse went around the narrow trail, it came upon a rattlesnake warming itself in the spring sunshine. The horse reared and the cowboy drew his gun to shoot the snake….

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Long one but worth it ~ thanks Dad for the joke! 🙂 All arrivals in heaven have to go through a bureaucratic examination to determine whether admission will be granted. One room has a clerk who inputs computerized records of what each applicant did on his or her last day of life. The first applicant…

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Thanks to my Aussie friend Deb, who is always good for a joke or 10 🙂 * A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about it. Her mom calmly said, “That part where hair has grown is called your monkey. Be proud that your…

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