Normally I don’t post animal pics or animal posts, but since Harvey was this week’s Western Wednesday pic, I’m going with a theme. Thanks to a member of my James Gang for this 🙂 How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? It depends on the breed. Golden Retriever: The sun is…
A crusty old biker out on a long summer ride in the country pulls up to a tavern in the middle of nowhere, parks his bike, and walks inside. As he passes through the swinging doors, he sees a sign hanging over the bar: COLD BEER : $2.00 HAMBURGER : $2.25 CHEESEBURGER : $2.50 CHICKEN…
I was visiting a friend last night when I asked her son if I could borrow a newspaper. “This is the 21st century,” he said snarkily. “We don’t waste money on newspapers. Here, you can use my iPad.” I can tell you this, that damn fly never knew what hit it…
A Swede, an Irishman and a Scotsman take their wives for an outing of golf. The Swede’s wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear. “Good God, woman! Why aren’t you wearing any skivvies?”…
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