Funny Friday

A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home, the man informs his wife of his new purchase. “Olympic condoms?” she asks. “What makes them so special? ” “There are three colors,” he replies. “Gold, Silver and Bronze.” “What color are you…

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  A boss was complaining in a staff meeting that he wasn’t getting any respect. Later that morning he went to a local sign shop and bought a small sign that read “I’m the Boss” and taped it to his office door.   Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone…

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  A mother is cleaning her teenage daughter’s room when she finds a bondage magazine hidden under the bed. She shows it to her husband and asks him what he thinks they should do.   After flicking through the magazine, her husband says, “To be honest I’m not sure, but I don’t think spanking her…

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A gas station owner was trying to increase his sales. So he put up a sign that read, “Free Sex with Fill-Up.” Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly he would…

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Prior to her trip to Wyoming, Carol, confided to her co-workers and friends she had three goals for her trip to Cowboy country… 1.  She wanted to taste some real western BBQ. 2..  She wanted to take in a bona fide rodeo, And… 3.  She wanted to have sex with a local cowboy. Upon returning,…

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