Funny Friday

A man came home from work and his wife was waiting for him, wearing sexy lingerie. “Have you ever seen a $20 bill all crumpled up?” she asked. “No,” said her husband. She gave him a sexy little smile, slowly reached into her cleavage and pulled out a crumpled $20 dollar bill. “Have you ever…

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“Sex cures headaches,”  a man said to his wife. “So does codeine,” his wife retorted, “and it lasts eight hours.”

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Beings both of my grandfathers, as well as both of my great-grandfathers were South Dakota farmers…this joke made me laugh. 🙂 An 80-year-old South Dakota farmer goes to the Mayo clinic in Rochester for a check-up.The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks, “How do you stay in such…

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Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus. So the husband and the blind man decide to walk….

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After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, New York scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago. Not to be outdone by the New Yorkers, in the weeks that followed, a…

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