An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he called his grandson to his bed. “Grandson, I want for you to take my chrome plated 38 revolver so you will always remember me.” “But grandpa I really don’t like guns, how about you leaving me your Rolex watch instead. ” “You lisin to me, soma…
A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender can’t help but stare at the guy because in contrast to his large muscles, the man has a head that is the size of an orange. The bartender hands the guy his beer and says, ”You know, I’m not gay but…
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