Friday Funny #195

September 27, 2013

An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he called his grandson to his bed. “Grandson, I want for you to take my chrome plated 38 revolver so you will always remember me.”

“But grandpa I really don’t like guns, how about you leaving me your Rolex watch instead. ”

“You lisin to me, soma day you goina be runna da business, you goina have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big home and maybe a couple of bambino.”

“So?”

“So soma day you goina coma home and maybe finda you wife in bed with another man. What do you do then? Point to your watch and say TIMES UP?”

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  1. MaryAnne said:

    LOL…That’s a quickie with no down time.

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