Funny Friday

Normally I hate blonde jokes but this one is…different 🙂 A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the Loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for…

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A young woman was preparing for her wedding. She asked her mother to go out and buy a nice long black negligee for her wedding night and carefully place it in her suitcase so it would not wrinkle. Well, Mom forgot until the last minute. So she dashed out and could only find a short…

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A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts in, “Mypenis,” and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, “Error. Not long enough.”

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A 75 year old man went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, “Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.” The next day the man reappeared at the doctor’s office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and…

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