Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. “In honor of this holy season,” Saint Peter said, “You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.” The Englishman fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. “It’s a candle,”…
It is currently ELEVEN DEGREES BELOW ZERO here — without the windchill, so I’m not feeling particularly funny today. My friend Larri sent me this 🙂
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