A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and asks, “Bartender, got any specials today?” Bartender answers, “Yes, as a matter of fact we have a new drink, invented by a gynecologist patron of ours. It’s a mix of Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer and Smirnoff Vodka.” The guy asks, “Good grief, what do you call…
Two men were out fishing when one decides to have a smoke and asks the other guy if he has a lighter. “Yes I do,” and hands him a 10 inch long BIC lighter. Surprised the guy asks, “Where did you get this?” “I have a personal genie.” “Really? Can I make a wish?” “Sure,”…
An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress. The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship. The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because of the passion and mystery he…
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