“Give it to me!” she yelled. “I’m so f*cking wet, give it to me now!” She could scream all she wanted, I was keeping the umbrella to myself. –Rick~Social Deviants, FaceBook–
A gynecologist who had lost interest in his medical practice decided to change careers and enrolled in auto mechanic school. He performed well in the course but was still shocked when he got an off-the-chart 200 on his final exam. He asked the instructor to explain the grade. “I gave you 50 points for taking…
Three friends had a good friend named Joe and he was, naturally, an eternal optimist. At every bad situation he would always say, ”It could have been worse.” His friends hated that quality about him, so they came up with a story so horrible that not even Joe could come up with a bright side….
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