Friday Funny #60
June 4, 2010
Believe it or not, Mr. James sent this to me
🙂
A country wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman.
With super-human strength, borne of fury, and cutting firewood, lifting sacks of feed, and bales of hay, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the barn.
She put his manhood in a vice and then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up an old carpenter’s saw.
The banged up cheater was terrified, and hollered, “Stop! Stop! You’re not gonna cut it off with that rusty saw, are you?”
The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband’s hand and said, “Nope, you are. I’m gonna burn down the barn.”
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Sharon said:
Ouch!
angela said:
That is to funny! Make my day and now I will think of it every time my boyfriend pisses me off!!! Thanks
Nat said:
barn/shed….checked
rusty saw….checked
sooo…where can I purchase a vice?
too funny! thx!
Sabine said:
Oh my God! :))))))))
Colis said:
Had a friend who thought that should be the punishment for all rapist and child molester have to add cheating husbands to the list.