Funny Friday

A young couple were on their way to Vegas to get married. Before getting there, the girl said to the guy that she had a confession to make. The reason that they have not been intimate is because she is very flat chested. “If you want to cancel the wedding, then I’ll understand,” she said….

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A young boy went up to his father and asked him, “Dad, what is the difference between ‘potentially’ and ‘realistically’?” The father thought for a moment, then answered, “Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for…

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After drinking too much tequila, a big-dumb-cowboy fell asleep on the beach for hours and got a horrible sunburn. Arriving at the hospital, he was promptly admitted, after being diagnosed with second degree burns. With his skin already starting to blister and seeing the  severe pain he was in, the Cowgirl Doctor prescribed continuous intravenous…

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🙂 A Lesson In Math 🙂 A professor of mathematics send an email to his Cowgirl wife. It read: To my Cowgirl wife, You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and…

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A woman was standing in a crowded elevator of the hotel she was staying in. When a man got in and accidentally elbowed her in the breast. He whispered, “I’m sorry! But if your heart is as soft as your tit, you’ll forgive me.” The woman replied, “If you dick is as hard as your…

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