Funny Friday

Thanks to Jennifer B for this joke 🙂 The poor country pastor was livid when he confronted his wife with the receipt for a $250 dress she had bought. “How could you do this!” “I don’t know,” she wailed, “I was standing in the store looking at the dress. Then I found myself trying it…

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Bruce and Becky are only 10 years old, but they know they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce goes to Becky’s father to ask him for her hand. “Mr. Smith, me and Becky are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in…

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One evening Terry went over to his buddy Tony’s house to play cards with some friends. Terry sat directly across from Tony’s wife. Terry accidentally dropped a card on the floor and bent down to pick it up. When he looked under the table, he saw that Tony’s wife had her legs open and wasn’t…

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A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened. “Well, it was like this,” the man said. “I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole,…

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A man was sitting reading his paper when his wife hit him on the head with a frying pan. “What was that for?” the man demanded. The wife replied, “That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket.” The man said, “When I was…

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