Friday Funny #66
August 13, 2010
A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.
“Well, it was like this,” the man said. “I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around, noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife’s monogram on it– stuck right in the middle of the cow’s butt. That’s when I made my big mistake.”
“What did you do?” asks the doctor.
“I lifted the cow’s tail again, pointed to the rear end and yelled to my wife, “Hey, this looks like yours! I don’t remember much after that!”
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Sharon S said:
Opps. I see many a night sleeping on the couch form that hubby! LOLOLOLOLOL!
Hope you’re enjoying NY!
Sharon S said:
Opps. I see many a night sleeping on the couch for that hubby! LOLOLOLOLOL!
Hope you’re enjoying NY!
Sharon S said:
sorry..posted twice….i tried to fix my typo…LOL
Aasana said:
Ha ha ha!
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