Friday Funny #67

August 20, 2010

One evening Terry went over to his buddy Tony’s house to play cards with some friends. Terry sat directly across from Tony’s wife. Terry accidentally dropped a card on the floor and bent down to pick it up. When he looked under the table, he saw that Tony’s wife had her legs open and wasn’t wearing panties. Flushed, he sat up before heading to the kitchen to get a drink of water.

To his surprise, Tony’s wife had followed him into the kitchen. She asked, “Did you like what you saw?”

Terry said, “Yes I did.”

She said, “Well, you can get more than just a look…for $500. You interested?”

Terry thought it over and said, “Okay.”

“Come back tomorrow at 2:30,” she said. “Tony will be at work.”

Terry went over, they had sex, he paid her and left.

Later, Tony comes home and asks his wife, “Has Terry been over here today?”

Thinking they’d been caught, she said, “As a matter of fact, he did.”

Tony said, “Good, because that fool came by my job this morning and asked to borrow $500 bucks till this evening and said he would leave it here with you.”

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