Funny Friday

This joke is wrong on so many levels — which is why I think it’s hysterical 🙂 A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands next to the barber chair, eating a cake while her dad gets his haircut. The barber smiles at her and says,”Sweetheart, you’re gonna get hair…

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Farm kids have a different perspective 🙂 A farmer drove to a neighbor’s farmhouse and knocked at the door. A boy, about nine, opened it. “Is your dad or mom home?” asked the farmer. “Nope, they went to town.” “How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?” “Nope, he went with Mom and Dad.” The…

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Did you know this about leather dresses? Do you know when a woman wears a leather dress, a man’s heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he gets weak in the knees and he begins to think irrationally? Ever wonder why? It’s because she smells like new truck 🙂

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Thanks to Bianca on my JG loop for this joke 🙂 An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, “My hands are freezing cold.” The mother replied, “Put them between your legs. Your body heat will warm them up.” So the…

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Two cowboys are talking over a beer, discussing various sex positions. The first cowboy says his favorite position is the “rodeo.” The second cowboy asks, “What is that position and how do you do it?” The first cowboy says, “You tell your wife to get on the bed on all fours and do it doggy…

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