Funny Friday

A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she…

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A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed on the same day. The day comes, and they are brought together to the gas chamber. The warden asks the cowboy if he has a last request, to which the cowboy replies, “I shore do, warden. I’d be mighty grateful if’n…

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A minister was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, “I’d…

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An Irishman was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the dark shadows. “Twenty pounds,”‘ she whispers. Paddy had never been with a hooker before, but decides what the hell, it’s only twenty pounds. So they hide in the bushes. They’re going at it for a minute when all of a sudden…

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A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can’t sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog’s testicles, and he will stop snoring. The wife tosses and turns, unable to sleep. Muttering to herself, she goes…

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