Friday Funny #51
March 26, 2010
🙂 A Lesson In Math 🙂
A professor of mathematics send an email to his Cowgirl wife. It read:
To my Cowgirl wife,
You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I’ll be home before midnight-
Your Husband
When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him. It read:
Dear Husband,
You too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Don’t wait up.
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Vicki Holcomb said:
LOVE IT!!!!!! 🙂
Sharon said:
My hubby and I both got a huge laugh out of this one.
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JEN said:
Thanks. TGIF!!!
suzanne bischoff said:
That was too funny, I sure do like her math for being a cougar!
Renee B said:
ROFL..