A blonde guy was speeding down the road in his little red sports car and was pulled over by a police officer, who was also a blonde man. The blonde cop asked to see the blonde detainee’s driver’s license. He dug through his glove compartment, and was getting progressively more agitated. “‘What does it look…

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It’s too freakin’ cold for me to think about posting a pic of the great outdoors — ooh, can you say 55 degrees BELOW ZERO with the windchill factor here today? Ironically enough, my fellow mystery writer, the AMAZING Julia Spencer-Fleming, has written a post about weather, and she’s my guest blogger today at the…

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About June of last year I stumbled across this blogsite The Pioneer Woman, where this former city girl named Ree Drummond blogs about her life as a wife and mother and holy crap, excellent cook (she’s also written a fantastic cookbook) on a working cattle ranch in nowhere Oklahoma. She refers to her rancher husband…

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A woman stopped by unannounced at her son’s house. She knocked on the door then immediately walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room. “What are you doing?” she demanded. “I’m waiting for Mike to come…

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I am heading to my last event tonight and tomorrow I will be flying home after being on book tour for nearly two weeks. YAY! I’ve been without email for 2 weeks. I can get email, but cannot send email from any of my accounts for some reason, so if you’ve been waiting to hear…

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