A woman was standing in a crowded elevator of the hotel she was staying in. When a man got in and accidentally elbowed her in the breast. He whispered, “I’m sorry! But if your heart is as soft as your tit, you’ll forgive me.” The woman replied, “If you dick is as hard as your…

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The caption when I got it via email from Mr. James was: a redneck seafood platter 🙂

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A young guy from South Dakota moves to Florida and goes to a big “everything under one roof” department store looking for a job. The Manager says, “Do you have any sales experience?” The kid says, “Yeah. I was a salesman back in South Dakota.” The boss liked the kid and gave him the job….

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I love this picture…and no, I didn’t take it but I wish I had 😉

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An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up. The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said, “Things are great and I’ve never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. So what do you think about that Doc?” The doctor considered…

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