Friday Funny #85

January 28, 2011

A woman stopped by unannounced at her son’s house. She knocked on the door then immediately walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.

“What are you doing?” she demanded.

“I’m waiting for Mike to come home from work,” the daughter-in- law answered.

“But you’re naked!” the mother-in-law pointed out.

“No, this is my love dress,” the daughter-in-law explained. “Mike loves me and it excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can’t get enough of me.”

The mother-in-law left.

When she got home, she decided to give it a try. She undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and lay on the couch naked, waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her lying there so provocatively.

“What are you doing?” he asked.

“This is my love dress,” she whispered sensually. “What do you think?”

“Needs ironing.” Then he said. “What’s for dinner?”

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