A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking bum who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner. The man took out his wallet, extracted two dollars and asked, “If I gave you this money, will you take it and buy whiskey?” “No, I stopped…

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Many of you know that I also write contemporary medium-boiled mystery under the name Lori Armstrong. Last week I was thrilled and stunned — like REALLY stunned — to learn that the first book in my Mercy Gunderson mystery series, NO MERCY, was nominated for a Shamus Award by the Private Eye Writers of America,…

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Thanks to the James Gang member who posted this to my group so I could steal borrow it 🙂 Two older ladies were having lunch together and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery. The first woman said, “I have to be honest with you – I’m getting a boob job.” The second replied, “That’s nothing….

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I just love old barns like these — it makes me sad and curious when I see them abandoned, out in the middle of nowhere.

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Thanks to Sharon from TX for this week’s joke 🙂 One morning a man pinched his wife’s stomach and said, “You know…If you firm THIS up, you could get rid of your girdle.” The next morning the man pinched his wife’s breasts and said, “You know…If you firm THESE up you could get rid of…

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