A teacher was wrapping up class, and started talking about tomorrow’s final exam. He said there would be no excuses for not showing up tomorrow, barring a dire medical condition or an immediate family member’s death. One smart ass, male student said, “What about extreme sexual exhaustion?” and the whole classroom burst into laughter. After…

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A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking bum who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner. The man took out his wallet, extracted two dollars and asked, “If I gave you this money, will you take it and buy whiskey?” “No, I stopped…

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Many of you know that I also write contemporary medium-boiled mystery under the name Lori Armstrong. Last week I was thrilled and stunned — like REALLY stunned — to learn that the first book in my Mercy Gunderson mystery series, NO MERCY, was nominated for a Shamus Award by the Private Eye Writers of America,…

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Thanks to the James Gang member who posted this to my group so I could steal borrow it 🙂 Two older ladies were having lunch together and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery. The first woman said, “I have to be honest with you – I’m getting a boob job.” The second replied, “That’s nothing….

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I just love old barns like these — it makes me sad and curious when I see them abandoned, out in the middle of nowhere.

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