Friday Funny #109

August 12, 2011

Thanks to Sharon from TX for this week’s joke 🙂

One morning a man pinched his wife’s stomach and said, “You know…If you firm THIS up, you could get rid of your girdle.”

The next morning the man pinched his wife’s breasts and said, “You know…If you firm THESE up you could get rid of your bra.”

His wife rolled over, grabbed her husband’s penis and said, “You know…If you firm THIS up, I could get rid of the postman, the gardener, the window cleaner, AND your brother!”

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  1. April said:

    I love this!!! Good laugh on a early Friday morning!!

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  2. Cindy Oldham said:

    Funny!! Loved it. So true. Great read on a Friday morning.

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  3. Kim said:

    That’s great. Loved it. Thanks for the Friday funny!!!!

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  4. BookHookah said:

    Laughing my f*ckin ass off! 😀 ….the milkman, cable guy……*LOVED* this joke!…my fave part….and your BROTHER!! 😉 LOL!…priceless #fuckinfunnybone

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  5. Karen said:

    this one is priceless–

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