*My buddy Cyndy always sends me the best jokes – here’s one- The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure. As he is locking him…
I’ve been slacking on posting jokes…so I’m trying to get back into the swing of it. This one was sent to me by my husband this week 🙂 A cowboy and his wife had just got married and found a nice hotel for their wedding night. The cowboy approached the front desk and asked the…
Been awhile since I posted a joke. Dulcie sent me this one this week and I couldn’t resist 🙂 A professor at the University was giving a lecture on Involuntary Muscular Contractions to his first year medical students. Realizing this was not the most riveting subject, the professor decided to lighten the mood slightly. He…
Never Argue with a Woman One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and stretches out in his lawn chair to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. Along comes a Game…
I thought I’d go with a “G”-rated joke this week 🙂 * Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on gurnies next to each other outside the operating room, the first surgeries of the day. The first kid leans over and asks, ‘What are you in here for?’ The second kid says, ‘I’m in…
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