Friday Funny #9

March 13, 2009

*My buddy Cyndy always sends me the best jokes – here’s one-

The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.

As he is locking him up, he asks, “‘Why in the world are you walking around like this?”

The Cowboy says, “Well it’s like this, Sheriff … I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her.  So I did.

We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt… so I did…

Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants, so I did.

Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts, so I did.

Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, “Now go to town cowboy.”

“…And here I am.”

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  1. tiss said:

    Sooo, this cowboy is an idiot? He’s definately not a McKay man!


  2. midnight said:

    lol … where is the fun in going to town naked … wouldn’t the fun be in the bed with the naked girl … he is an idiot … you would think he would know the foreplay line … definately not a McKay man … he would of took her futher then the next town over … LOL

    :winks:

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