A woman walks into an accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, “Before we begin, I’ll need to ask you a few questions.” He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. Then asks, “What’s your occupation?” “I’m a Lady of the night,” she says. The accountant…

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Just got notification that SHORT RIDES is up for sale on amazon.com! (Sorry FB readers for the double post) Here’s the buy link: SHORT RIDES on amazon.com for kindle Here’s the buy link for Barnes and Noble: SHORT RIDES at Barnes and Noble for nook

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A man came home from work and his wife was waiting for him, wearing sexy lingerie. “Have you ever seen a $20 bill all crumpled up?” she asked. “No,” said her husband. She gave him a sexy little smile, slowly reached into her cleavage and pulled out a crumpled $20 dollar bill. “Have you ever…

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My friend Dawn sent this pic to me — could be the next gen of McKays, huh? Such cuties!

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“Sex cures headaches,”  a man said to his wife. “So does codeine,” his wife retorted, “and it lasts eight hours.”

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