Friday Funny #177
April 12, 2013
A woman walks into an accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, “Before we begin, I’ll need to ask you a few questions.” He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. Then asks, “What’s your occupation?”
“I’m a Lady of the night,” she says.
The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says,”Let’s try to rephrase that.”
The woman says, “Okay, I’m a high-end call girl.”
“No, that still won’t work. Try again.”
They both think for a minute; then the woman says,”I’m an elite chicken farmer.”
The accountant asks, “What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?”
“Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year.”
“Chicken farmer it is!”
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MaryAnne said:
GREAT JOKE…CAN’T WAIT TO TELL SOMEONE.
And now we know how the accountants make the big bucks…their peck…er…minds always finding the right angle!!!!!