For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from heaven. “You’ve been such exemplary statues,” he announced, “that I’m going to give you a special gift. I’m going to bring you both to life for thirty minutes, in which…

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Short but sweet 🙂 A little old lady was running up and down the halls in a nursing home. As she walked, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say “Supersex.” She walked up to an elderly man in a wheelchair. Flipping her gown at him, she said, “Supersex.” He sat silently…

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The science teacher stood in the front of the class and said, “Children, if you could have one raw material in the world, what would it be?” Little Stevie raised his hand and said “I would want gold, because gold is worth a lot of money and I could buy a Corvette.” The teacher nodded,…

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Don’t break anything laughing at this one! 😉 A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down.The Cowgirl cashier quietly said, “Your barracks door is open, Sir.” Not the phrase that men normally use, he went on his way a little puzzled. While he was shopping, another man told him, “Your fly is open.”…

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I don’t always do a lot of cross promotion between my writing as erotic author Lorelei James and my mystery persona as Lori Armstrong, but I had to share that the first book in my Mercy Gunderson mystery series, NO MERCY, is out in hardback from Simon and Schuster today!! I am in NYC on…

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