Friday Funny #41

Don’t break anything laughing at this one! 😉

A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down.The Cowgirl cashier quietly said, “Your barracks door is open, Sir.”

Not the phrase that men normally use, he went on his way a little puzzled.

While he was shopping, another man told him, “Your fly is open.”

He zipped up and finished his shopping.

When he reached the checkout, he said to the cowgirl, “When you saw my barracks door open, did you see a Marine standing in there at attention?”

The Cowgirl cashier thought for a moment. “No, I didn’t, Sir. All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on a couple of old duffel bags.”

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