An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up. The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said, “Things are great and I’ve never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. So what do you think about that Doc?” The doctor considered…

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The Wild Ride Anthology, which contains my Rough Riders novella, Strong, Silent Type, released yesterday! Follow the link to buy the book, and I’m posting the cover, and the teaser — for an excerpt, please visit the books page: Amazon.com link to Wild Ride Anthology Tough. Taciturn. And a fool for letting her go… Strong,…

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I posted the winners out of the 201 comments I received on the First Offenders blog: Winners for Lorelei James Contest on First Offenders Blog Congrats to everyone, thanks a ton to everyone who commented here, and over at First Offenders!!! And I promise, if you didn’t win this time, I will be running another…

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This one is crude — and funny as hell 🙂 A guy is talking to a girl in a bar. He says, “What’s your name?” She says, “Carmen.” He says, “That’s a nice name. Who named you, your mother?” She says, “No, I named myself.” He says, “Why Carmen?” She says, “Because I like cars…

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Over at First Offenders today, I’m giving away a signed copy of any of my backlist — the more you comment the more chances you have to win!! If I get lots of comments, I’ll give away more books! Lorelei James Contest at First Offenders

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