My Dad sent me this joke last week 🙂 The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their stories. There were all the regular…

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I should call this Whining Wednesday because it is snowing here. Yes, I said SNOWING. Not the pretty little flakes that swirl around and melt the instant they hit the ground. No. We’ve received three inches of snow in the last 2 hours. We’re under a winter weather advisory. The roads are bad, the trees…

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A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, “Grandma, how come you don’t have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?” Grandma replied, “Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it…

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Been a while since I’ve posted a Wed. pic and this was sent to me by Diane W. – a fan with a great sense of humor 🙂 Sometimes, we try too hard to get to the greener grass. In the process, we end up in trouble. And when you find yourself in trouble… and…

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A few minutes before the church services started, the congregation was sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon the church was empty except for…

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