Friday Funny #91

March 11, 2011

A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house.

She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, “Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!”

The husband said, “Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?”

“Doesn’t matter,” she said. “Just get out.”

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6 Comments:

March 11, 2011 at 3:38 pm
Brenda said:

Laughing still, I love your jokes on Friday, enjoy your weekend.

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March 11, 2011 at 6:20 pm
Sophie E. said:

HAHA! Boy, did I need that after the day I’ve had at work 🙂 Thanks for the laugh!!! Have a wonderful weekend!

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March 11, 2011 at 7:39 pm
Colis said:

Unexpected and hilarious. Thanks. Son on a ship in Japan. Earthquake hit last night, appreciate the laugh.

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March 11, 2011 at 8:30 pm
Bridget said:

LOL!

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March 12, 2011 at 1:41 am
Renee B said:

ROFLMAO!!!

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March 14, 2011 at 3:37 am
BJ. C. said:

Love it! Put a big smile on face…

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