A guy and his date are parked out in the country away from town, when they start kissing and fondling each other. Just then, the girl stops and sits up. “What’s the matter?” the guy asks. “I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a prostitute, and I charge $100 for sex.” The…
A retired gentleman went to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver’s license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he didn’t have his ID. He said, “I seem to have left my wallet at home. I’ll have to come back later.” She said,…
Whose dirty mind DID NOT come up with the correct answer which is…Luck Be In The Air Tonight? Not the first answer that came to my mind either 🙂 #fridayfunny
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