Proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night, the drunk led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong. “What’s that big brass gong for?” one of the guests asked. “It’s not a gong. It’s a talking clock,” the drunk replied. “A talking…

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Ask and you shall receive! The response was overwhelming on FaceBook yesterday, when I shared the official McKay brand – I had requests for T-shirts, computer skins, phone covers with this logo…so I updated the Lorelei James Cafe Press store with this new design on several items – check it out: Lorelei James Merchandise at…

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  The woman entered the room, and with a knowing smile teasing her full lips, she sank into the comfort of the plush chair in the corner. The handsome stranger turned, having sensed her approach.Locking his steely gray eyes on hers, he moved slowly toward her,his experienced gaze measuring her, hypnotizing her with his soft…

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Saw these little girl chaps…which McKay girl do you see wearing these? Don’t know if Jack will let his daughters date cowboys 🙂  

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After the eighty-three year old lady finished her annual physical examination, the doctor said, “You are in fine shape for your age. But tell me, do you still have intercourse?”   “Just a minute, I’ll have to ask my husband,” she said. She stepped out into the crowded reception room and yelled out loud: “Henry,…

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