Two men were out fishing when one decides to have a smoke and asks the other guy if he has a lighter. “Yes I do,” and hands him a 10 inch long BIC lighter. Surprised the guy asks, “Where did you get this?” “I have a personal genie.” “Really? Can I make a wish?” “Sure,”…

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My James Gang members Barb and Donna bought this for me on their trip to WY this summer–cool, huh? And appropriate since TURN AND BURN releases in 6 short days!

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To me! Yes, today is my birthday and I’m closing in on the half century mark in the next couple years, so I’m pretty sure I’d feel young and vibrant if I had these sexy, awesome Old Gringo boots called “Heartbreaker” on my feet to kick up my heels…

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An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress. The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship. The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because of the passion and mystery he…

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