A man walks into a clock shop, whips out his knob and puts it on the counter. The girl behind the counter says, “Excuse me sir, this is a clock shop, not a cock shop.” To which the man replies, “That’s okay, just put two hands and a face on this then.”
“Give it to me!” she yelled. “I’m so f*cking wet, give it to me now!” She could scream all she wanted, I was keeping the umbrella to myself. –Rick~Social Deviants, FaceBook–
A storm called an Alberta Clipper rolling in across the prairie in eastern South Dakota.
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