Guess who’s gonna be at the San Antonio Rodeo next Wednesday night? ME!! So excited 🙂 Since I’ll be in the Lone Star State…think I oughta buy these Old Gringo boots?

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Whose dirty mind DID NOT come up with the correct answer which is…Luck Be In The Air Tonight? Not the first answer that came to my mind either 🙂 #fridayfunny

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A doctor requested his 85-year-old man patient supply sperm as part of his physical exam. He gave the patient a jar and said, “Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.” The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor’s office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and…

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Mother Superior tells two new nuns that they have to paint their room without getting any paint on their clothes. One nun suggests to the other, “Let’s take all our clothes off, fold them up, and lock the door.” So they do this, and begin painting their room. Soon they hear a knock at the…

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“Hon, is it in?” “Yeah.” “Does it hurt?” “Uh huh.” “Let me put it in slowly this time.” “It still hurts.” “Okay, let’s try another shoe size.” 🙂 #FridayFunny

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