February 24, 2017
Friday Funny #302
A 92 year old man is walking through a park and sees a talking frog. He picks up the frog and the frogs says, “If you kiss me, I will turn into a beautiful princess and be yours for a week.” The old man puts the frog in his pocket. The frog screams, “Hey if…
February 17, 2017
Friday Funny #301
My dad, a military man, sent this joke to me 🙂 The Marines found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early retirement bonus. They promised any officer who volunteered for retirement a bonus of $1,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two points in his body. The officer got to choose what those two points would be. The first…
February 3, 2017
Friday Funny #299
My daughter got a kitten and I snapped a pic earlier in the week of him on his scratching post…
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