I know, it’s supposed to be Western Wednesday…but I feel the need to whine. Why? Facebook shut me down completely. My social media guru set about contacting people who were friends on my Lorelei James Facebook account to let them know the Lorelei James profile was going to private, but the reasoning was that I’d…

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A woman was standing in a crowded elevator of the hotel she was staying in. When a man got in and accidentally elbowed her in the breast. He whispered, “I’m sorry! But if your heart is as soft as your tit, you’ll forgive me.” The woman replied, “If you dick is as hard as your…

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The caption when I got it via email from Mr. James was: a redneck seafood platter 🙂

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A young guy from South Dakota moves to Florida and goes to a big “everything under one roof” department store looking for a job. The Manager says, “Do you have any sales experience?” The kid says, “Yeah. I was a salesman back in South Dakota.” The boss liked the kid and gave him the job….

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I love this picture…and no, I didn’t take it but I wish I had 😉

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