A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn’t do it while he waited, so he said he didn’t live far and would just walk home. On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by…

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I love the scale of this picture…

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This joke is courtesy of my James Gang 🙂 The body builder takes off his shirt and the blonde says, “What a great chest you have!” He tells her, “That’s 100 lbs. of dynamite, Baby.” He takes off his pants and the blonde says, “What massive calves you have!” The body builder tells her, “That’s…

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It’s my blog day at Murder She Writes (where I blog as both Lorelei James and Lori Armstrong) and if you leave a comment, your name automatically gets tossed in the virtual cowboy hat for a signed copy of any of my Lorelei James print books! Here’s the link: Cover Me Blog Post at MSW

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My Dad sent me this joke last week 🙂 The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their stories. There were all the regular…

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