Hey, I got a local gig! So come on out to the brand new Rapid City Public Library branch North – in the General Beadle Community Center – on Saturday August 25th from 1:00 to 2:30 – where I will be talking about writing — as my alter ego, mystery author Lori Armstrong, with other…

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A Swede, an Irishman and a Scotsman take their wives for an outing of golf. The Swede’s wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear. “Good God, woman! Why aren’t you wearing any skivvies?”…

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Western Words – after spending a few days down south…know what phrase I’d like to popularize out here in the Wild West? I’m fixin’ to___ I love the versatility of those words as a prefix to an action. “I’m fixin’ to go to the store.” “I’m fixin’ to kick your ass.” “I’m fixin’ to get…

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Last time I checked ONE NIGHT RODEO wasn’t available on Kobo — and now it is! So here’s a link for you Kobo readers who’ve been asking about availability: ONE NIGHT RODEO on Kobo Also, for those who prefer audio, Tantor is offering the audio version: ONE NIGHT RODEO on Tantor Audio Just doing my…

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A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money. The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new makeup; buys several new…

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