A mother is cleaning her teenage daughter’s room when she finds a bondage magazine hidden under the bed. She shows it to her husband and asks him what he thinks they should do.   After flicking through the magazine, her husband says, “To be honest I’m not sure, but I don’t think spanking her…

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I need this warning sign on my closet 🙂

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A gas station owner was trying to increase his sales. So he put up a sign that read, “Free Sex with Fill-Up.” Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly he would…

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I’ve been asked to be part of the Murder on the Menu program, in Wetumpka, AL this weekend. Yes, I’ll be there as my alter ego, mystery writer Lori Armstrong, but hey – it’s still me, right? I happen to know that Lori and Lorelei share the same boot closet 🙂 Here are the details…

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I’ve had some people ask me what I’d do for a living if I wasn’t a writer…well here you go — I’d own a candle store! Many of you know about my need for aromatherapy when I’m writing, I’ll freely admit being a Yankee Candle whore. When I get a new catalog with the new…

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