I need this warning sign on my closet 🙂

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A gas station owner was trying to increase his sales. So he put up a sign that read, “Free Sex with Fill-Up.” Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly he would…

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I’ve been asked to be part of the Murder on the Menu program, in Wetumpka, AL this weekend. Yes, I’ll be there as my alter ego, mystery writer Lori Armstrong, but hey – it’s still me, right? I happen to know that Lori and Lorelei share the same boot closet 🙂 Here are the details…

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I’ve had some people ask me what I’d do for a living if I wasn’t a writer…well here you go — I’d own a candle store! Many of you know about my need for aromatherapy when I’m writing, I’ll freely admit being a Yankee Candle whore. When I get a new catalog with the new…

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Prior to her trip to Wyoming, Carol, confided to her co-workers and friends she had three goals for her trip to Cowboy country… 1.  She wanted to taste some real western BBQ. 2..  She wanted to take in a bona fide rodeo, And… 3.  She wanted to have sex with a local cowboy. Upon returning,…

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