I’ve been offline — working on Raising Kane — and enjoying the spring weather. Which could turn ugly at any moment, so I’m taking a page from the “redneck how to” manual, in case we’re stranded in a blizzard:
Ooh, how cool is it that I’m the featured author today at the ARE (All Romance E-books)/Omni Lit site today? There are prizes galore, including entry for the “big” prize — and ebook reader! Here are the deets — can you tell I’ve been re-watching episodes of Buffy The Vampire Slayer? <g> Lorelei James Featured…
🙂 A Lesson In Math 🙂 A professor of mathematics send an email to his Cowgirl wife. It read: To my Cowgirl wife, You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and…
I know, it’s supposed to be Western Wednesday…but I feel the need to whine. Why? Facebook shut me down completely. My social media guru set about contacting people who were friends on my Lorelei James Facebook account to let them know the Lorelei James profile was going to private, but the reasoning was that I’d…
A woman was standing in a crowded elevator of the hotel she was staying in. When a man got in and accidentally elbowed her in the breast. He whispered, “I’m sorry! But if your heart is as soft as your tit, you’ll forgive me.” The woman replied, “If you dick is as hard as your…
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