Feb 27

Friday Funny #240

A retired gentleman went to apply for Social Security.

The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver’s license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he didn’t have his ID. He said, “I seem to have left my wallet at home. I’ll have to come back later.”

She said, “Unbutton your shirt.” After he opened his shirt, she said, “That curly silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me.” Then she processed his application.

When he got home, the man excitedly told his wife about his experience.

His wife replied, “You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too.”

#FridayFunny

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Feb 25

Western Wednesday #154

Nice rack :) Get out the welder I got you for your birthday, Mr. James and make me this!

horse shoe boot rack#WesternWednesday

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Feb 23

Man Candy Monday #394

Happy Monday — poor baby looks like he has a headache. Think he needs something rubbed?

headache#ManCandyMonday

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Feb 16

Man Candy Monday #393

So close…

almost naked#ManCandyMonday

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Feb 11

Western Wednesday #153

Guess who’s gonna be at the San Antonio Rodeo next Wednesday night? ME!! So excited :)

Since I’ll be in the Lone Star State…think I oughta buy these Old Gringo boots?

texas boots

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Feb 09

Man Candy Monday #392

Ooh, this hottie could be…Knox Lofgren from UNRAVELED :)

knox#ManCandyMonday

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Feb 06

Friday Funny #240

Whose dirty mind DID NOT come up with the correct answer which is…Luck Be In The Air Tonight? Not the first answer that came to my mind either :)

Luck be in the air#fridayfunny

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Feb 02

Man Candy Monday #391

Such a gorgeous angle of his back and arms. Truly spectacular body and image. He’s not wearing a dress–those are formal ceremony martial arts pants.

amazing back and arms#ManCandyMonday

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Jan 30

Friday Funny #239

A doctor requested his 85-year-old man patient supply sperm as part of his physical exam. He gave the patient a jar and said, “Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.”

The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor’s office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.

The doctor asked, what happened and the man explained.

“Well, doc, it’s like this–first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin’ it between her knees, but still nothing.”

The doctor was shocked! “You asked your neighbor for help?”

The old man replied, “Yep, none of us could get the jar open.”

#fridayfunny

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Jan 26

Man Candy Monday #390

Mama said I’m a knock out…oops, I meant, Mama said knock you out — this guy? Could be Deacon :)

possible Deacon#ManCandyMonday

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Jan 23

Friday Funny #238

Mother Superior tells two new nuns that they have to paint their room without getting any paint on their clothes.

One nun suggests to the other, “Let’s take all our clothes off, fold them up, and lock the door.” So they do this, and begin painting their room.

Soon they hear a knock at the door. They ask, “Who is it?”

“Blind man!” The nuns look at each other and one nun says, “He’s blind, so he can’t see. What could it hurt?” They let him in.

The blind man walks in and says, “Hey, nice tits. Where do you want me to hang the blinds?”

#fridayfunny

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Jan 19

Man Candy Monday #389

There are no words…mostly because it’s hard to talk when I’m drooling…

full torso shot

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