Friday Funny #124

Farm kids have a different perspective :)

A farmer drove to a neighbor’s farmhouse and knocked at the door.
A boy, about nine, opened it.
“Is your dad or mom home?” asked the farmer.
“Nope, they went to town.”
“How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?”
“Nope, he went with Mom and Dad.”
The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other and mumbling to himself.
“I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give Dad a message,” the boy said.
“Well,” said the farmer uncomfortably, “I really wanted to talk to your Dad. It’s about your
brother Howard getting my daughter Suzy pregnant.”
The boy thought for a moment…
“You would have to talk to Dad about stud charges. I know he charges $500 for the bull and $50 for the pig, but I don’t know how much he charges for Howard.”

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Got a spare 11 million so I can buy the Boner…Ranch?

Seriously, the name of this ranch is the Boner Ranch. I drive by it at least twice a year on my way to Laramie. It is a gorgeous, gorgeous chunk of land that takes my damn breath away and when I saw it was for sale? For the first time in over 100 years? I got a serious…case of Boner envy.

Here’s the link: The Boner Ranch – Nibrara County, WY

Come on, don’t you think Lorelei James NEEDS to own the Boner Ranch? My buddy mystery author CJ Box, who lives in Cheyenne, drove past it the last time he came to Deadwood, and he emailed me, snickering that was the perfect ranch name for a western erotic romance author like me.

What the hell I’d do with 32,000 acres is a mystery, but I could have a conference or something. Ooh, how about my own private rodeo with gen-u-wine Wyoming and South Dakota cowboys! And I could invite you all! Well, there would be a cover charge…

I’m only about 11 million short :( — shall we start a Paypal account?

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Western Wednesday #69

I got this great email from a reader Tammy M– and if you’ve read SADDLED AND SPURRED, you know what she’s talking about and what a great practical joke this is:

**I have a friend that ropes goats in the round-up club. Another friend has fainting goats. Well, some of us ladies got together and brought in a goat for her. She and her horse froze in their tracks when that goat fell over in the arena like it was dead. It took her a few minutes to figure out what had happened. Everyone in the stands and the arena was laughing so hard.**

Here’s a pic of a fainting goat I found online…

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Man Candy Monday #244

Well, good morning, darlin’, how did you end up naked in my bed? I don’t even mind those morning whiskers…

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Winners!

Thank you so much to everyone who commented about the role social media plays in your daily lives. I LOVED reading all the responses, and it seems everyone has a different need, love or hate, addiction or refusal of addiction for Facebook and Twitter.

One thing I wanted to mention that I forgot on last Thursday’s post, is usually if someone asks a question on this blog or on Facebook, I tend to email that person personally, rather than posting an answer on either site. Why? I don’t know. It’s just something I started when I changed my pages from personal pages to fan pages.

If you’ve emailed me and haven’t heard from me? Then my email to you got bounced back. It happens frequently–I answer every email I get personally.

The winners for the $15 gift card according to random.org are:

Alicia Jespersen

Stephanie

Please email lorelei@loreleijames.com with your preferred e-vendor!

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Social Networking–and a contest

Will you like me? On my alter ego Lori Armstrong’s Facebook page? http://www.facebook.com/pages/Lori-Armstrong/420276695091

I know, right? Why have I resorted to shameless begging?

Here’s the scene: in NYC when I met with my Simon and Schuster associate editor–S&S publishes the Mercy Gunderson mystery series–she talked about social media and then we looked at my Lori Armstrong Facebook page and saw that I had less than 500 likes….boo hoo. And my Lorelei James Facebook page had almost 3000…And I won’t get into the vast number differences with Twitter followers under each name.

And when I admitted to her that I don’t spend a lot of time on social networking, not because I don’t like it, but mostly because I’m writing all the damn time and that I have the attention span of a gnat–it’s true I cannot have a smart phone because I’d dink around instead of working–she pointed out that I *do* devote time to the Lorelei James blog and social networking but not nearly as much to my mystery writer alter ego. (It is very strange to be two people most days). I’ll also admit it’s easier to connect with romance readers, since I write way more romances in a year than I do mysteries. And the blog is my fun time, posting pictures, having contests etc…

So I told her I’d put more effort into expanding my social network as Lori Armstrong, mystery author. I thought I’d tap you readers first, since you seem to enjoy what I write as Lorelei James and most of you read this blog on Facebook…which is where I need the “likes” to prove to my publisher that….oh, I don’t know what the hell it’ll prove, but doesn’t this sound like fun?! Snicker. Oh, and the anthology I teased you about on Tuesday? Well, in addition to having a Rough Riders short story in it, it will also have a Lori Armstrong short story, starring the world’s best bad girl, my character Julie Collins.

My question: How important a role does social media play in your daily life? And does it help you discover new-to-you authors? And do you have to really like something or someone to mark it as a “like” on Facebook?

I’ll pick a random commenter or two for online gift cards to the e-vendor of choice! And post the winners on Saturday.

Last bit of shamelessness — If you’re interested in more information about my alter ego, Lori Armstrong, here are a few links:

Lori G Armstrong twitter link

Lori Armstrong website

Lori Armstrong Facebook page

 

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Western Wednesday #68

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Teasing Tuesday…upcoming Rough Riders short story

I thought that’d get your attention!

I’ve written a Rough Riders short story, starring my man Cam, which will release in a digital only, multi-author anthology…soon. As soon as I have the details I will post them here.

I’m really excited about this project. I tend to write long, so to mix it up and challenge myself to give a snippet of a character’s life, while keeping the “flavor” of the Rough Riders series, in around 7000 words…well, I’m very happy with the results, and I hope you will be too :)

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