Jan 30

Friday Funny #239

A doctor requested his 85-year-old man patient supply sperm as part of his physical exam. He gave the patient a jar and said, “Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.”

The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor’s office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.

The doctor asked, what happened and the man explained.

“Well, doc, it’s like this–first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin’ it between her knees, but still nothing.”

The doctor was shocked! “You asked your neighbor for help?”

The old man replied, “Yep, none of us could get the jar open.”

#fridayfunny

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Jan 26

Man Candy Monday #390

Mama said I’m a knock out…oops, I meant, Mama said knock you out — this guy? Could be Deacon :)

possible Deacon#ManCandyMonday

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Jan 23

Friday Funny #238

Mother Superior tells two new nuns that they have to paint their room without getting any paint on their clothes.

One nun suggests to the other, “Let’s take all our clothes off, fold them up, and lock the door.” So they do this, and begin painting their room.

Soon they hear a knock at the door. They ask, “Who is it?”

“Blind man!” The nuns look at each other and one nun says, “He’s blind, so he can’t see. What could it hurt?” They let him in.

The blind man walks in and says, “Hey, nice tits. Where do you want me to hang the blinds?”

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Jan 19

Man Candy Monday #389

There are no words…mostly because it’s hard to talk when I’m drooling…

full torso shot

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Jan 16

Friday Funny #237

“Hon, is it in?”

“Yeah.”

“Does it hurt?”

“Uh huh.”

“Let me put it in slowly this time.”

“It still hurts.”

“Okay, let’s try another shoe size.”

:)

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Jan 14

Western Wednesday #152

For those of you lucky enough to live in Colorado, the National Western Stock Show started this week! I’ve written about the event in my books but I’ve never been…here’s a pic of a couple of cowboys driving cattle thru downtown Denver :)

20140110_091456_stockshow2.jpg#WesternWednesday #NationalWesternStockShow

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Jan 12

Man Candy Monday #388

Think he’s shy with the way he’s ducking his head?

with tats#ManCandyMonday

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Jan 09

Friday Funny #236

For Mr. James, who when I say…I wonder if…immediately does a search for an answer — and doesn’t understand my….odd? need to let some things remain a mystery or left to my very wicked imagination :)

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Jan 07

Western Wednesday #151

Influenza A hit our household…and I’m not leaving home to infect anyone else with this awful stuff.

flu

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Jan 05

Man Candy Monda #387

Long hair in disarray, heavy scruff, bedroom eyes. That chest. The wet white shirt…Happy Monday :)

long hair

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Jan 02

Friday Funny #235

Oh, resolutions….

gym-resolutions

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Dec 29

Man Candy Monday #386

HOTTEST Man of the Year and the perfect way to end 2014 – Sam Heughan is the complete embodiment of Jamie Fraser in Outlander. Man candy doesn’t get any better than this…

Outlander_Jamie_Fraser Sam Heughan

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